And we mean Bitch it in a good way… Bitch = Babe In Total Control Of Herself

I hear some of you scream so loud just reading at the title but I don’t care because when by the time you read it (and scream it -pleasure or pain- your choice!), I will be most likely sipping a glass of wine in the South of France….which just may give you another good reason to scream.

It was in this little old-fashion gift shop that I recently spotted the Any Bitch Can Cook book series and of course had to adopt a few immediately. The recipes are fun and make for a good update of Martha Stewart’s same old same old. The catchy title of the series would have been worth a post in itself but the quotes that follow each recipes is what makes it a keeper!

Here my favorites:

That Everyone has a price and Yours is … CHOCOLATE! (this one might become my new motto)

All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.

You can fake it if you…
Eat right, Exercise and Die anyway.
Suffer occasional Delusions of Adequacy. (think she had me in mind with that one!)
Married Mr Right… Mr Always Right
Can live for days on nothing but food and water

Order a few, I think they make a great hostess gift… only if the hostess has a great sense of humor or if she’s a Bitch!