Nothing better than the Urban Dictionary

With 4,511,234 definitions since december 9, 1999, the Urban Dictionary is the place to find the definition of any new word or slang.  You can even find an expression that matches your state of mind, however strange it may be. The word version of the Cartoon Bank.

ABC Sex: Sex on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas

Flirunkxting: not just drexting (drunk texting) or flirxting (flirty texting), but flirty drunk texting.

French Canadian Kissing: Licking someone else’s teeth. Just like Canadian Bacon is not quite bacon, French Canadian kissing is not quite Kissing.

French Compliment: A statement phrased like a compliment that is actually more condescending than flattering, generally coming from a beautiful French woman.
“You speak French very well, for an American.”
“You must have a fantastic metabolism. I would never be able to eat such a big dessert.”
“How daring of you to wear such a lively color.”
“Marie just told me my bag was ‘interesting.’ I’m pretty sure that was a French compliment.”
Seduciary Responsability: The responsibilities of a boyfriend/husband to his girlfriend/wife to make attempts and succeed at seducing his mate.
“Lucy: Ricky, you need to satisfy your seduciary responsibility in this relationship, I’m not feeling the romance.
Ricky: Yes dear.”
Seductionist: A man that gets off from the butterflies in the stomach, heart fluttering, and shortness of breath that happen when a woman is properly seduced. A man with a confident and smooth voice, picks up women constantly, and debonair.
“That guy has girls falling all over themselves wanting to be with him! Damn, Seductionist.”

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