Pussy Galore or Honey Ryder ?
Holly Goodhead or Countess von Schlaf ?
Plenty O’Toole or Xenia Onatopp ?

The next time, I walk in a hotel or make a reservation; I clearly will be using one of those names. You have to admit that even if you believe Blonds have more fun (completely untrue, BTW) clearly the James Bond Girls have the sass!

Of course, I’ve always had James Bond Girl envy… who hasn’t? I am sure if you ask any men, they too have a favorite in the A-list of actresses, from the quintessential Ursula Andress to the vivacious Eva Green.

For a start, I have always coveted Ursula’s bikini in Dr. No – the knife on the clearly makes for a sexy look. Beyond that, I crave the repartee, the cheekiness and evidemment the way they handle the guns!

In an effort to be completely transparent, I have to say that I even have a strong bias for the villainesses. Without a doubt they know how to give seduction that raunchy edge, giving us some of the spiciest scenes. And at least they play a little hard to get for James Bond, who strangely enough (ou non!) seems to be a better kisser when the girl just tried to kill him!

So no more nice girl pour moi! I am joining the ranks of the enemy’s organization becoming a double agent or the accomplice of the villain. So to perfect my training I will be soon joining the Stiletto Spy School.

A moi the Dirty Martini recipe… shaken not stirred!

A moi the knife fighting skills & the high-speed stunt driving!

And a moi the seductive dance that will take (the school says the bad guy down but in my scenario it’s James I want) the hero!

Yes! Within a week-end, Stiletto Spy School assures me I will learn all the required tactics needed by a true Bond Girl to become the daring, confident & gorgeous secret agent, I always knew I was

James, j’arrive!

For you wanna-be James Bond or villains out there, no worries, you can play secret agent too for a week-end at the MI-6 Academy.

Mr & Mrs Smith , anyone?