I don’t care what anyone says, Rockstars are the most charismatic breed among humans. Think of the fans screaming, crying and fainting… When was the last time someone fainted for you? With this place, I guarantee it will happen!

Just think of yourself as Puff Daddy or Lady Gaga for a second and start experiencing the magic that will transcend your Karaoke talents beyond your wildest dreams.

The Villa Rockstar in St Barth has 4 suites, a music recording studio, a screening room, a theatre complex and a dance floor.

Shall I stop there or also mention the a perfectly circular bathroom 100% tiled in pure white gold, pool table and sports area, the swimming pool, spa pool and a bar. And just before you sip your first martini, there is a gym -surprising considering that true rockstars just drink, smoke and look good anyway!

And to spare you the papparrazi taking pictures of you Ladies with a toyboy model or Monsieur with a brazilian topless chick, there is a private secure gate from the house leading directly onto the St Jean beach – and to the clear blue Caribbean ocean beyond…

I will not break your dreams by divulging the price of your new fantasy. But I’ll now ask you to shut your eyes and dream BIG!

PS: I forgot… you have a Butler now…